Here’s where we distill our expert Internet-consuming abilities into a concise list of 10 daily bons
mots for you to casually deploy into any conversation you feel could use some timely pop-culture insight.
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1. “Personally, I thought Johnny Depp’s Trump wig looked entirely convincing.”
2. “Remember back when we had no idea what the Grammys looked like from the winners’ perspectives because Grammys weren’t fitted with GoPros? Yeah, me either.”
3. “It’s a Lebowski-themed restaurant. Of course I’m ordering a White Russian.”
4. “You can buy the Fonz’s 1949 Triumph on eBay. Nah, doesn’t come with the jacket.”
5. “Hendrix’s digs look a lot like the archetypical college stoner’s bedroom. Just... one who was exponentially cooler than everyone else.”
6. “Heard Harry Potter’s a dad now.”
7. “I never thought Paul McCartney would get into emoji audio. And yet.”
8. “Frank Underwood’s running for president, and my entire first week of March is now obliterated.”
9. “Let’s stay in tonight. I’ll make Chef Flynn’s Dunk-a-Rugelachs.”
10. “No, I didn’t read Justin Bieber’s interview in GQ.”
1. “Personally, I thought Johnny Depp’s Trump wig looked entirely convincing.”
2. “Remember back when we had no idea what the Grammys looked like from the winners’ perspectives because Grammys weren’t fitted with GoPros? Yeah, me either.”
3. “It’s a Lebowski-themed restaurant. Of course I’m ordering a White Russian.”
4. “You can buy the Fonz’s 1949 Triumph on eBay. Nah, doesn’t come with the jacket.”
5. “Hendrix’s digs look a lot like the archetypical college stoner’s bedroom. Just... one who was exponentially cooler than everyone else.”
6. “Heard Harry Potter’s a dad now.”
7. “I never thought Paul McCartney would get into emoji audio. And yet.”
8. “Frank Underwood’s running for president, and my entire first week of March is now obliterated.”
9. “Let’s stay in tonight. I’ll make Chef Flynn’s Dunk-a-Rugelachs.”
10. “No, I didn’t read Justin Bieber’s interview in GQ.”
