Show of hands: who’s excited for the new Star Wars...

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Who’s excited for the new Star Wars showerheads now available at Bed Bath & Beyond?

That’s what we thought.

Even after nearly 40 ridiculous years of crossover promotions, breakfast cereals and Yoda tube socks, we’re still perplexed by the universe of randomness that the franchise spawns.

And so, to tide you over until the movie, please enjoy these totally needless Star Wars: The Force Awakens merchandising moments.