Got Jokes: Eddie Murphy received the Mark Twain Prize, the nation’s top prize for humor. He then proceeded to take a few jabs at Bill Cosby.
Seeing Stars: The trailer for the new Star Wars film, The Force Awakens, will air sometime tonight during Monday Night Football. Here’s what Lucasfilm has revealed so far.
...K: Someone who used to work at Kmart uploaded the complete collection of their in-store background tapes from 1989 to 1993. File under: things you didn’t know you needed to know.
Good Eats: Esquire published its best new restaurants of the year. Looks like it’s time for a trip to New Orleans.
Larry Sanders: Larry David did a pretty spot-on Bernie Sanders for SNL’s spoof of the first Democratic debate. Elsewhere on SNL, Astronaut Jones performs on Mars and makes contact with, uh, Martian Demi Lovato.
Last Night Right Here: In light of Ben Carson misquoting Thomas Jefferson last week, John Oliver started a website for producing some “definitely real political quotes.” This is that.