... were probably watching Baywatch.
Show was on forever.
And yes, today happens to be its 25th anniversary.
And yes, you happen to look like you could use 11 Facts About Baywatch to commemorate the occasion. So here’s exactly that.
Big anniversary. And it’s basically how we’re rationalizing this otherwise gratuitous appreciation of the cultural paragon of beach-driven slow-mos and who-the-hell-knew Bryan Cranston cameos.
Yep. He appeared as the captain in an episode called “Cruise Ship” where he drank a bunch of beer and almost ran the boat into...
We’ve already said too much.