Take one, um, legendary loudmouth/NFL reporter/MMA enthusiast.
Put ’em together and you get...
Unbreakable Performance Center, an intense-sounding new gym from Brian Urlacher (the linebacker) and Jay Glazer (the other guy), now offering boot camps and memberships above Sunset Boulevard.
Here’s what you need to know.
It’s in the back of Pink Taco.
Which sounds pretty gross, but you know what we mean.
It’s designed for NFL pros.
But they’re letting you join. Which is great, since you’re dying to know more about Marshawn Lynch’s stretching technique.
The Winklevii train here.
Wait, no. That’s Armie Hammer. Even better.
It’s not for Zumba.
You’ll get the same hardcore drills, sprints and weight lifting the pros get, taught by a Special Forces vet and dudes who have worked with Randy Moss and T.O.
You can also learn MMA.
Glazer and UFC great Kenny Florian offer training in a mini-mock-MMA ring. Well, when Chuck Liddell isn’t in there hitting the heavy bags—probably won’t want to bother him.
It’s a spartan setup.
No mirrors, no problem.
About that cryotherapy chamber...
It replaces the need for an uncomfortable ice bath by blasting you with subzero nitrogen. And it eliminates 900 calories in two minutes.
Yeah, that might catch on.