So don’t just sit there.
Stretch out and make yourself comfortable there.
Get horizontal for the Field Hammock, a critical advancement in outdoor leisure time that just so happens to be a hammock made from synthetic grass. It’s available online now.
Finally, something that combines lying in the grass with... not actually lying in the grass. Because nobody likes green stains on their clothes, but everyone likes swaying contentedly above the ground.
So building on that universal truth, some guys from the Netherlands fashioned you this hammock. It’s composed of a soft, grass-like fabric, and those two durable straps let you hang it pretty much anywhere that’s flush with trees, poles or particularly accommodating strongmen.
Anyway, new hammock for sale.