No? Not enough culture?
How about: Oye, Feliz Cinco de Mayo.
Nope, not doing it either.
Maybe let’s try this without words...
And instead simply present you with Las Mujeres de Cinco, a timely slideshow of the least unattractive models who’ve ever donned a poncho, a chaquetilla or a borderline-NSFW sombrero. It’s all right here.
We know, we know... Kate Moss isn’t of Mexican heritage. Neither is Claudia Schiffer. Nor Karlie Kloss. But we also know that a few south-of-the-border-inspired shots of them and some other professional beautiful people may be just what you need to get in the spirit. (Give or take a few margaritas.)
And if you pay close attention, you might even learn about the holiday’s history as a celebration of the Mexican Army’s victory over the French at the Battle of Puebla despite being outnumbered 2:1.
Mainly how you don’t mind this being unrelated to that.