Which means you’ve got six days to remember the true nature of grace and sportsmanship.
Our tip: rewatch Cool Runnings.
There. Now take a peek at the most eye-pleasing candidates heading to Sochi...
Because it’s time for A Visual Review of Sochi’s Sexiest Contenders, a little slideshow stacked with pictures of extremely photogenic skiers, snowboarders, figure skaters and even a bobsledder or two from all over the world.
You don’t really need a reason for looking at photos of beautiful athletic women.
So here’s three: 1) Australian curler Claudia Toth hiding behind strategically positioned ice cubes. 2) American snowboarder Hannah Teter evening out her tan. And 3) Russian curler Anna Sidorova... being a Russian curler.
It isn’t easy, but someone’s got to...