Here’s the best way to get out of work early tomorrow.
Politely excuse yourself for Happy Hour Virus, a website that makes your computer look broken so that you can proceed about your evening earlier than usual, online now.
We know: you’re not a fake-computer-virus expert. You’re just someone who’d like to spend a little more time outside the office with your loved ones. (Your “loved ones” can include bourbon.) So here’s a step-by-step guide on how to work this website to your advantage...
Step 1: Type the URL address into your browser. It’ll start with a “www.” and end with a “happyhourvirus.com.”
Step 2: Select a virus. There’s the “Kernel Panic” for Macs. The “Blue Screen of Death” for PCs. And the “Broken Monitor” for... when you want it to look like you have a broken monitor.
Step 3: Watch everything go to hell. Throw your hands in the air. Dramatically exhale while proclaiming, “Great, now this definitely won’t get done till Monday.”
Step 4: Exit the building in a calm, collected manner. Head to your nearest hot-toddying establishment.
And hope nobody’s smart enough to hit the Escape button.