Not yet, anyway.
Maybe tomorrow, but right now: nope.
You do, however, seem ready for some thought-provoking photographs of individuals who have something tangentially to do with football.
Call a time-out for The WAGs of the NFL 2013, your visual compendium to the most noteworthy wives and/or girlfriends of America’s favorite sport involving an oblong pigskin ball and Al Michaels.
You’ll find your usual future Hall of Famers here. Your Giseles. Your Anna Burnses. But you’ll also find a few sleepers. A few role players (no, not that kind). The kind of selfless individuals who weren’t afraid to put team first and enter into a meaningful relationship with a professional athlete not named Tom Brady.
Anyway, you get the idea. They’re the extremely attractive, good-natured ladies who you’ll find in stadium luxury boxes for the next 17 Sundays. So without further ado, welcome to the field this season’s NFL WAGs.
They’re favored by 6.5 against Oakland.