This candle has a little spout in case you two like to... oh, pour hot wax on each other and rub it around. And hey, good news: this wax heats up just enough to feel nice and warm, but not scald any flesh. Now there are some scientists who deserve a raise.
Your Last-Minute Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
In three days, you might need to be giving a certain kind of gift to someone. The kind of gift that says, “I thought long and hard about this.” (And that whispers to you, “I’ll never spill that you just bought me like 45 minutes ago.”) Behold: these last-minute gifts for Valentine’s Day.
So she’s gotten into a bit of trouble before. It was all in good fun, and winter streaking isn’t exactly a federal offense. Anyway, here’s a necklace held together by a pair of little interlocking handcuffs. And there doesn’t seem to be a key.
All you’ve disclosed about Thursday’s plan is that it’s a little-black-dress situation. You’ll handle the rest. With some pretty intense black-diamond earrings that if worn by a seductress type on-screen would be a clue that she’ll likely be murdering someone with her legs soon. And getting away with it.
A Blowout by Curt Darling
So there’s a new Downtown salon debuting on Valentine’s Day—but before you go making assumptions about cheesiness, you should know the tatted owner just cut Mick Jagger’s hair, and his idea of proper salon decor includes giant rusty sheep shears hanging from wires. So you’re in agreement there.
You tell her you got her a tiny-but-fancy purse. She looks confused: you’re not generally the type to go purse shopping. Then you tell her it’s got a surprisingly formidable Bluetooth speaker system inside. Ah. Now she understands. In just a few days, her purse/portable party arrives. And then, wherever you are, you dance...