7am: Opening time.
2am: Closing time.
5: Hours per day you will be unable to indulge a sudden whim for Breakfast Spaghetti N Clams, Fat Elvis Waffles and Kimchi & Bacon & Eggs & Pancakes Asian-Style Breakfast Tasty Thing. So plan accordingly.
1977: Approximate year the vintage wallpaper was made.
50: Percent chance the decor will make you think of the diner in Pulp Fiction.
14: Seats at the counter.
0: Seats available by 6:30pm last night.
5: Ways to eat goat here—goat burger, Sloppy Goat, goat chili, goat shepherd’s pie, taco salad.
1: Ways to eat bacon-fat ice cream here—the Smoked Pork & Toffee Crunch shake. (Order it.)
4: Days you made it without breaking your diet resolution. (Forget it.)
361: Days until you will start over.