We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Copyright pending.)
That Scottish Spirits has done the impossible: put scotch in a can. They don’t claim to have put good scotch in a can, but we figured we’d investigate that, too.
The stuff’s not legally available for human consumption yet, but we obtained a test sample through a privately funded research grant.
Our intrepid team then put on their lab coats (silk robes), retired to the lab (a library with leather-bound books) and prepared the beakers (snifters). Then, they cracked open a can, unleashing a savage mist from the mouth. After taking a whiff of the aroma (top notes of Pennzoil), our researchers poured the elixir into the beakers/snifters and bravely downed a few fingers...
Well, it’s better than wine from a box. But it’s not as good as scotch from a bottle. Use only in emergencies.