Next weekend you’re going to be in the desert for Coachella, which means a three-day swirl of sweltering heat, lo-fi guitars and insane crowds.

Throw in some Kanye and things are going to get pretty crazy.

So when you find yourself away from the madness, at a huge house party stocked with barbecue, open bars and bikini tops by a glittering pool—you might feel like you’re seeing things.

We can assure you: it’s not a mirage.

Welcome to Coachella Beach Club, your weekend-long party retreat in the desert—tickets are now on sale.

Think of this like Coachella’s green room—only it’s an eight-and-a-half-acre estate, just a few minutes away from the stages and stocked to the gills for three days’ worth of DJ-fueled parties.

Our advice: show up anytime you need a break from the pandemonium, slather on some more sunblock and... relax. There’s a pool with inner tubes. There’s plenty of BBQ, snow cones and an open bar. And there’s a Slip ’N Slide. Wouldn’t be a party without a Slip ’N Slide.

If you want to go all out, you can do the whole bottle-service-cabana thing. Or you can just spring for a $150 ticket that gets you into all the blowouts.

It takes time to both slip and slide.