And not just because you used to be one.
Or because you used to be married to Elle Macpherson.
No, you like them on a spiritual level. And a swimsuit level.
So we think you’ll appreciate this: presenting Model Lounge Miami, the city’s new HQ for leggy and photogenic females, now open seven days a week in South Beach.
You may recall the mythic model lounge from last year. They’ve changed locations this time around, opting for more spacious digs at the Raleigh. But the concept is the same: near the pool, there’s a cabana where only female models are allowed, where they can relax with PowerBars, laptops and gratis bikinis (all of life’s essentials).
What this means for you: for starters, you may want to begin having more lunches, brunches and midday mojito-fueled strategy sessions at the hotel’s outdoor restaurant, where you’re likely to catch ingenues air-kissing over chopped salads and cups of ice.
And if you’re the type of person who likes to run into blue-eyed Brazilians on your morning swim, you can book a room at the hotel, granting you access to its pool and unbridled model cavorting.
It’s the best kind of cavorting.