She doesn’t like gadgets, doesn’t watch movies... and god knows Grandma doesn’t need any more Bieber memorabilia.
But she might appreciate a little freestyle.
Introducing Gift Rapped, a holiday rap-for-hire service, cooking up personalized hip-hop tributes now.
It’s your chance to give the gift of rhyme, in the form of an ode to the most rap-worthy person on your list. Just send in a few pictures of the lucky giftee and provide a few inspiring personal details—her love of pugs, her pecan pies, her distaste for snitches—and a few days later, you’ll get a DVD of the most lyrically intricate praise GR’s rappers can summon, set to a slideshow of Grandma's most gangsta moments.
Your main choice is how long you want the rhymes to last—you’ll choose between “mini,” “standard,” and “primo,” depending on whether you want a one-minute or a three-minute-plus tune—but you’ll also have a chance to send back revisions after the first version of the video, in case you want to add more references to her fearsome needlepoint skills.
Or a little Auto-Tune.