You know the type. Sorting the boss’s papers. Bringing the boss lunch. Lips permanently affixed to certain unimaginable parts of the boss’s body. (Like the finger.)

So today, in honor of National Boss’s Day, we’re celebrating the biggest brownnosers of all time... by letting them park our cars. Also, we have a slideshow.

And while the real-life heroes who do this kind of thing deserve special merit, we’d like to focus on the greatest brownnosers from fictional history. Legends of kissing up. With names like Schrute. Smithers. And... Spade. (Okay, some aren’t fictional.)
 
Your buddy Gregory from accounting just missed the cut.