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Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up, in Marshmallow Form

UD - Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet MarshmallowsIt’s Friday. You’re heading toward the finish line. Almost there... a few more minutes and you’re through...

But, wait. A wave of existential ennui suddenly crashes down upon you. You just can’t do it. You can’t go on. Out of steam, out of will.

Sounds like you need some caffeine. Allow us to suggest a radical new vessel: the marshmallow.

Introducing Stay Puft Caffeinated Gourmet Marshmallows, a new way for you to fight the afternoon blahs—and quite possibly any ectoplasmic entities you might encounter in Conference Room A.

Now, we know what you’re thinking, and yes, these are officially sanctioned Ghostbusters memorabilia. (And we’re pretty sure they won’t turn into a giant monster and terrorize downtown.) Each marshmallow—16 to a pack—is pumped with 100 milligrams of caffeine (or, basically, the same amount as your average grande coffee).

So on a day like today, when you’re feeling completely spent after a week of battling the ghoulish bean counters upstairs on Monday, those vampires in legal on Wednesday and the Night of the Living Trixies in Lincoln Park last night, you’ll reach for one of these energy reserves.

Pop one in your mouth, and as the chewy, life-giving sweetness starts to melt, you’ll suddenly find yourself coming back to life.

And yet, you’ll look nothing like a zombie.

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