We give you the first free lap dance, now being hatched at the soft-open den of iniquity (slash research lab) known as Lollypop's.
The spot itself is a modern update to the refined establishments you know so well, nestled in the former Mile High Club space with a catwalk-and-private-room setup that should be pleasantly familiar. But around the time you finish your second drink, you may notice a comely young dancer approaching you with a decidedly come-hither stare, and leading you to a more secluded corner for a little quality time on the house. In case you hadn't noticed, it's the future.
Of course, man does not live by private dances alone, so the folks behind the one-way glass have thrown in a few curveballs to keep your attention, like regular afterhours lingerie parties and the odd visits from burlesque troupes. If you want something even more spectacular (and, compared to a burlesque show, that's a tall order), stop by for the grand opening on Halloween: to mark the occasion, a motorcycle-riding daredevil will jump over the building, Knievel-style.
Fortunately, he'll be fully clothed.