A pool.
A comfortable lounge chair.
A few drinks.
A good/bad book to lull you to sleep.
It’s not easy to improve upon that clearly winning spring break formula.
But it’s not impossible, either.
Especially when you consider The Most Ridiculously Extravagant Poolside Amenities in All the Land, a fantastical list involving such unlikely phrases as “oxygen inhalation therapy,” “dedicated butler” and “underwater sound system.”
Come on in. The water’s fine.
A comfortable lounge chair.
A few drinks.
A good/bad book to lull you to sleep.
It’s not easy to improve upon that clearly winning spring break formula.
But it’s not impossible, either.
Especially when you consider The Most Ridiculously Extravagant Poolside Amenities in All the Land, a fantastical list involving such unlikely phrases as “oxygen inhalation therapy,” “dedicated butler” and “underwater sound system.”
Come on in. The water’s fine.
