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Here’s a Weed Bouquet for Your Valentine

It’s a Thing Now, Naturally

By Hadley Tomicki ·
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An ounce of weed doesn’t make a very good Valentine’s Day present.

But a bouquet of weed...

That’s so thoughtful of you.

To be specific, we’re talking about Lowell Farms’ Cannabis Floral Bouquet, a nicely bundled ounce of responsibly farmed, organic weed delivered straight to your valentine.

Of course, you can’t procure this thing just anywhere.

Before we get too far along, you should know that just 500 of them will be available to order in—surprise, surprise—Los Angeles. If you’re not in Los Angeles, well, in these times, it’s just kind of nice to know that weed bouquets now exist, right?

But say you live in LA. And say, at this point in the relationship, you probably know if they’re the kind of person who might appreciate a verifiable fuckload of Purple Princess or not. And they’ll need to have a doctor’s rec for cannabis to get it. Which should be a decent good clue, as well.

As of tomorrow, you can place your order through the website, for $400. On February 14, a guy who knows a guy will drop off the big bouquet at your loved one’s place. They’ll have trouble missing the giant bouquet of cannabis interspersed with wildflowers and eucalyptus.

Until you advise us otherwise, we’ll assume those aren’t smokable.
Hadley Tomicki

Hadley Tomicki lives in Los Angeles. He is probably going nowhere on the 10 Freeway this very second.

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