For starters, someone wearing a scarf will ask you to pick apples this weekend.
And also: you might find yourself on a camping trip soon. Probably in a tent. Possibly cold. Definitely hungry.
So it’s a good thing you’re reading this before departing into the wilderness.
The Loki Camping Stove and Tent Oven is a portable means of heating up both you and your food. Because as the name implies, it’s a space-saving hybrid device that can apply warmth in two places at once. And while the name may conjure images of Norse gods with funny hats, this thing’s made in Germany. A place that’s been known to build things that people enjoy.
The stove operates like a normal stove. There’s a compartment for wood below and a round cooking plate above where you can place a pot or pan. Or you can remove that plate altogether and cook directly over the open flames, in the event that you’ve got a bratwurst or marshmallow that needs roasting.
Meanwhile, there’s a side door that swings open at your whim, allowing some of that wood-fired warmth to be directed into your tent. So while you’re tending to dinner, a chilly companion will soon be basking in the glow of firelight.
You can regulate your own body temperature with whiskey.