Sure, your white leather sneakers are great. But do they have gold spikes? We thought not.
Christian Louboutin Sporty Henri Embellished Leather Low-Top Trainers, $991, available at Matches Fashion
Admittedly the best-executed version of destroyed denim we’ve seen this season.
M001 Mitoyo, $690, available at Simon Miller
This is a relative steal, considering it’s on sale from almost $500. Right?
Maison Margiela Cotton Jersey Tee, $248, available at Totokaelo
As we’ve said, the camp shirt is the shirt of the summer. And you can always count on Visvim to handsomely take advantage of something like that.
Visvim Duke Shirt, $658, available at Union
Come on, you need a linen shirt.
Greg Lauren Splatter Print Shirt, $625, available at Farfetch
The Piet Mondrian of polos.
David Hart Short-Sleeve Polo Sweater, $595, available at Amazon Fashion
Your swim trunks, now with photos and owned by virtually no one else.
Rake Topless Tanners Bulldog Swim Short, $360, available at Orlebar Brown
These—we can’t justify this one.
1137 Angel Pearl, $820, available at Cutler and Gross
Come on, you need a linen sport coat.
Boglioli Lightweight Linen Solid K Jacket, $1,595, available at Unionmade
A good Panama hat is not exactly priceless. The price is $25,000.
Classic Fedora, up to $25,000, available at The Panama Hat Company of the Pacific