Let’s get one thing out of the way real fast.

There will be no biker shorts or performance jerseys here.

Nope. It’s a roundup of actually really nice things you’ll need while cycling through your city like some non-performance-enhancing-drug-tainted Adonis. Like handsome leather bike locks, things to carry your growlers (for the mountain stages) and fine British saddles. The kind of stuff that will make motorists yield to you while you pedal between your place of work and the place you meet friends to aggressively not work.

We’re calling it the Nattiest Cycling Gear. Because that’s exactly what it is.