Partly because spring is just sort of a tease.
But mostly because of this slideshow of Vegas Pool Openings and Upgrades, which documents in vivid detail the newest, craziest, least-clothed innovations to grace this fair city’s chlorinated bodies of water. It’s right here.
We’re talking champagne guns.
We’re talking giant spirit-forward lemonade stands.
We’re talking rubber duckies.
We’re talking... too much.