No, that isn’t the setup for an “ice cream social-ism” joke.
It’s a real, edible and highly-limited-edition flavor created by Ben & Jerry’s cofounder Ben Cohen, and it’s called “Bernie’s Yearning.”
All politics aside, that’s a terrible name for... anything. (Colbert agrees.) And we think we can do better. Not just for Senator Sanders, but for every ice-cream-deserving hat in the 2016 ring.
Let the first ice cream caucus begin.
—Chocolate Chunk a Chunk of Bernie Love
—Hillary’s Private Soft-Serve-r
—Trump’s Make America Grape Again
—Dr. Ben Carson’s Conjoined at the Chip
—Martin O’Malley’s Coffee Toffee Who Really Gives a Shit
—Ted Cruz’s 100% Naturalized American Pie*
*Made with real Canadian maple syrup
—Jeb!’s Sugar-Free, Fat-Free, Low-Energy Vanilla
—Marco Rubio-Red Grapefruit
—Carly Fiorina, CEOreo
—Chris Christie’s Time for Some Traffic Problems on Rocky Road
—John Kasich Frozen Ohio-gurt
—Check Out Rand Paul’s Fro-Yo
—Rick SantoRum Raisin
—Mike I’m Your Huckleberry Sorbet
We’ll be here all primary season, folks.