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Playboy, that beautiful vestige of pornography past, will no longer feature nudity.

Not to worry, though.

There’s still a myriad of porn for you to watch or view and then regret viewing and quickly delete from your search history.

Like this: it’s a titillating collection of fountain pens. Or this: it’s... well, it’s actually just a coffee mug.

Below, we’ve rounded up some more of the best (and weirdest) non-porn porn fetish sites from across the web for your browsing pleasure.

They’re defiantly not not safe for work.

Non-porn porn fetish: Food Porn
Hottest site: http://foodporndaily.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: Artisanal donuts; melted cheese; generally feeling hungry
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Food bloggers; 16-year-old girls; masochistic vegans

Non-porn porn fetish: Cabin Porn
Hottest site: http://cabinporn.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: Rolling hills; dilapidated shelters; a pervasive sense of loneliness
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Melancholic hipsters; anyone on mushrooms; die-hard fans of Bon Iver

Non-porn porn fetish: Book Porn
Hottest site: http://bookshelfporn.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: Wealthy people’s studies; dusty tomes; not actually reading books
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Nostalgic dads; librarians; your friend who owns a Kindle but “never uses it”

Non-porn porn fetish: Shoe Porn
Hottest site: http://shoeporn.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: High heels; leather boots; immaculately tied laces
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Shopaholics; legitimate foot fetishists; anyone with 50-plus pairs of shoes

Non-porn porn fetish: Organization Porn
Hottest site: https://instagram.com/thingsorganizedneatly/
Good if you’re turned on by: Anal-retentiveness; perpendicular lines; everything being arranged just so
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Neat freaks; moms; your one roommate in college who kept demanding you do the dishes

Non-porn porn fetish: Fountain Pen Porn
Hottest site: http://fuckinafountainpens.tumblr.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: Inkwells; old-timey cursive; letter writing
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Ersatz poets; Edgar Allen Poe enthusiasts; people who own typewriters just because

Non-porn porn fetish: Coin Porn
Hottest site: http://lifeatthecoinshop.com/category/coin-porn/
Good if you’re turned on by: Copper patinas; nickels and dimes; outdated global currencies
Who you’ll catch looking at it: ...

Non-porn porn fetish: Coffee Mug Porn
Hottest site: https://www.pinterest.com/cstepswalker/coffee-mug-porn/
Good if you’re turned on by: Flea market kitsch; ceramics; painfully unfunny witticisms
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Ironic Williamsburg coffee shop owners; people with “Quote-a-Day” calendars; grandparents who retire in Boca

Non-porn porn fetish: Architecture Porn
Hottest site: http://architectureporn.tumblr.com/
Good if you’re turned on by: Geometric shapes; spiral staircases; the word “curvilinear”
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Interior designers looking for inspiration; realtors; people who own Frank Lloyd Wright furniture and/or tattoos

Non-porn porn fetish: Car Porn
Hottest site: https://instagram.com/carpr0n/
Good if you’re turned on by: Slabs of metal; high-powered engines; Furious 7
Who you’ll catch looking at it: NASCAR ticket holders; fans of MTV’s Pimp My Ride; Jerry Seinfeld

Non-porn porn fetish: Design Porn
Hottest site: You’re on it right now.
Good if you’re turned on by: Gold-plated TV show quotations; 3D-printed stools; items that would look right at home in Darth Vader’s study
Who you’ll catch looking at it: Just a bunch of cool people.

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