1. Eat a sandwich or something if you haven’t already done that.
2. Lock up a borderline-ridiculous island getaway involving beach butlers and much champagne.
Number one sounds interesting. Let us know how that works out.
For number two, you’ve got the Baoase Luxury Resort Suites, eight natural-stone-made habitats that just popped up on the shores of Curaçao with infinity pools and other luxurious things, now open and taking reservations. (Here’s your visual aid.)
Technically, you should have probably already made Labor Day weekend reservations somewhere. But technically, you’ve been... busy. So it stands to reason that these brand-new suites perched alongside the Caribbean Sea might be of interest to you right about now.
Also of interest here: the 180-degree views of the sea. The private stairs leading directly to the beach. The outdoor stone bathtub and rain shower. The soaring ceilings housing a cushy king-size bed. Your very own infinity pool. You knew there was going to be an infinity pool.
So grab a travel-ready companion and settle in. Pick sides of the bed and whatnot. Then, summon your personal beach butler. They’re on hand to refresh your towel and bubbly situation at a moment’s notice.
It’s a lost art.