The spirit of a thousand Johnny Utahs fills your soul.
You say something profound like “We’re all equal before a wave.”
Suddenly, your future self rips by you on a 10-foot swell riding a surfboard with flamingos and piña coladas all over it...
And then you wake up and go get a surfboard with flamingos and piña coladas all over it.
At Union, a new surfboardery specializing in hand-shaped devices that you ride while standing up in the water (what... some people are new), online now.
This is courtesy of a guy named Chris from Northern California and a guy named Jeffrey from the East Coast. They grew up surfing. They still surf. And now, they want to make things for you.
Like the Dodger, a shortboard with a sailboat on it. That one’s good for all conditions. And the Ranger with some abstract-looking art on it. That one’s good for hitting barrels. Others, too. Like that flamingo one and another with a Hawaiian print on it.
But if you don’t see anything to your liking, say the word, and they’ll build you a custom one.
And yes, we said “hitting barrels” back there.