12,000: Gallons of champagne consumed at Art Basel this year.
50: Estimated percentage consumed by Lindsay Lohan’s entourage.
15: Photos of Cindy Crawford modeling swimsuits at this year’s Art Miami.
3: Percent chance you noticed the Banksy positioned next to the photos.
1: Number of vest-kinis that debuted at this year’s Swim Week.
1: Turtleneck-kinis we anticipate at next year’s Swim Week.
41.5: Millions of dollars the Versace mansion was sold for.
3:1: Odds it will become an Abercrombie & Fitch store by next year.
13: Pairs of socks in Dwyane Wade’s new sock line.
100: Times better he is at playing basketball than designing socks.
1: Speedos that ex-mayor Carlos Alvarez modeled in an over-60 bodybuilding competition.
100: Percent chance you wish you could unsee such things.
$675: Price that six Hawaiian shirts worn by Burn Notice character Axe went for at an auction.
$670: Amount the bidder probably overpaid.