Leisure

There’s the Rub

Your Guide to Achieving Holiday Nirvana

You’ve made it through countless renditions of “Feliz Navidad,” an epic battle for the last spot in front of Brookstone and yes, panettone. It’s been brutal out there. So we’ve taken the liberty of finding you some of the best ways to relax around town. Now, summon the bath butler...

SUITE TALK

Bleau Private Spa Suite

You Require: A massive room to decompress in. For two.
You’ll Receive: An ocean-facing suite that includes a soak in a mineral-enhanced hot tub for you and a special someone, a customized massage and a bath butler to attend to your every aqua-based whim. Okay, almost every whim.

POWER DRIP

Liquid Cure IV Bag Treatment

You Require: Relief from that tequila nog experiment. Fast.
You’ll Receive: An IV drip filled with a cocktail of vitamins and minerals that claims to wipe out hangovers in under an hour. You’ll also get an ocean view and some bubbly. Because... hair of the dog.

WATER WORLD

Spa Day Package

You Require: No less than 12 hours of pampering.
You’ll Receive: A massage. Access to their Aquavana space with an igloo and rain rooms (think: spa water park) and frolicking time on the beach. Note: don’t actually frolic.

STALK THIS WAY

Bamboo Roll

You Require: Something serious. Because your back surpassed mere “knots” somewhere around Basel.
You’ll Receive: Bamboo stalks. Your legs, back and shoulders will be worked over using deep-tissue maneuvers combined with the use of bamboo stalks. Hope you’re cool with that.

VICE AS NICE

Miami Vices Package

You Require: Three days of Crockett-and-Tubbs-worthy escapism.
You’ll Receive: Three nights in a suite with a Japanese soaking tub. A poolside couples massage. Use of a vintage Ferrari. A speedboat ride across Biscayne Bay. Also, the entire Miami Vice series on DVD. White blazer optional.