The Sox.

They’re about to raise some gentlemanly havoc in the postseason.

Which works out, because now you have Bar Louie, the first Boston-proper outpost of the “Come... eat and drink the flavors of many nations” conglomerate.

It’s now open, and here are the figures you need concern yourself with...

Steps from Gate A at Fenway: about 225
Percent chance that fact pleases you greatly: 100
Seconds we would waste describing what it looks like inside because you already know because it’s a Bar Louie: 3 too many
Number of oversize martini glasses it takes to hold an order of their bruschetta pomodoro: 1
Toast points it comes with: 9
Odds we only included that last figure because it’s fun to say “toast points”: pretty good
Loaded-tater-tot basket options you can choose instead because... tater tots: 2
Nights a week you can round up a group and order late-night food (they’re open till 2): 7
Number of beers on tap: 20
Number of beers on tap: 20
Number of times we just repeated ourselves for emphasis: 1
Age you have to be to order the baked apple caramel cake soaked with whiskey: 21
Times you’ve had to flash an ID in order to eat cake: not enough