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How Vegas Does Independence Day

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As the founding fathers hath said: you’ve gotta fight for your right to party. Only... you don’t gotta fight. The parties are happening either way in Vegas. So here they are—your Fourth of July weekend fetes, with all the rights and privileges therein granted.

SURRENDER

The Right to a Palm-Lined Paradise

The Entertainment: Will.i.Am. And other acts with less catchy nicknames.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: The gentlemen from the Black Eyed Peas delegation ought not be compelled to cease the music before 4am.

ENCORE BEACH CLUB

The Right to Multiple Pool Levels

The Entertainment: LMFAO and a bunch of other quality DJs spinning while you backstroke through a trilevel, cabana-lined pool situation.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: On the fourth day of the seventh month of each year, let the music be determined by one who wrote “Shots, shots, shots, shots, shots, shots.”

HAKKASAN

The Right to Dance Like a Fool

The Entertainment: The Northern European electro-trance stylings of Tiësto.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Dutch electro-trance legends will henceforth be given the full rights and privileges of American celebrity when performing in massive Chinese-restaurant/club hybrids.

SAPPHIRE POOL & DAYCLUB

The Right to an Attractive DJ

The Entertainment: Colleen Shannon, the world’s sexiest DJ. Or so says... everyone who’s ever seen her.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Let no law be passed that shall require blonde DJs furnishing turntables at gentlemen’s club pools to possess multiple articles of clothing.

WET REPUBLIC

The Right to Canada’s Greatest Export

The Entertainment: The honorable Deadmau5. And his mask.
Proposed Constitutional Amendment: Let it be henceforth known that all those not wearing Murakami-inspired mouse helmets are inferior DJs.

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