We call it: Skeptical Investigation. (Trademark pending.)
A guy in California, we’ll call him Jacques (because that’s his name... Jacques), would like to pique your interest in a little Backyard Title Bout. You see, Jacques claims he can and will bring an entire officially licensed and sanctioned WBU heavyweight championship boxing match to your backyard. We’re talking full-on Vegas-style Don King stuff here.
So we requisitioned the services of our most fisticuff-y investigator to ask a few questions on the matter.
Salutations were exchanged. Rocky IV quotes were bandied about. And our plainclothes detective quickly learned that a highly decorated boxer by the name of Jeremy Williamz was indeed looking for a fight. Something about how the originally scheduled WBU championship fight fell through last-minute. One of those all-licensed-up-and-no-place-to-go situations. (You know, one of those.)
Sure enough, our research confirmed that this is the real deal. Which means that for a nominal fee (okay, it’s $100,000), they’ll relocate a giant ring and two championship boxers to wherever you are. We’re definitely thinking holiday party here. Or office retreat.
Or like, a really elaborate Tuesday.