Lovely little holiday. Lot of planning involved, though.
But hey, maybe you’re all set.
Maybe you already have a lifetime supply of fun-size Almond Joys and cheesy vodka punch recipes and professional muralists willing to carve your face in meticulous detail on the side of a pumpkin and ship it to your door.
Right. That last one...
You’ll want to outsource that to the Maniac Pumpkin Carvers, a duo of professional artists (and evidently maniacs) who want nothing more than to carve a masterpiece of your choosing on a pumpkin and deliver it to you, now accepting custom orders for the first time ever.
This is the kind of Halloween magic that can only happen when you put a professional muralist, a commercial artist and a bunch of orange fruit in a room and tell them to play nice together.
So start by shooting them an email and telling them what you’re looking for—a corporate logo. A witch. The jack-o’-lantern version of your winking face. Saying “Boo.” While giving the double-thumbs-up. With another you coming out of each thumb.
Where were we...
Oh yeah, then just give them a few days, and they’ll ship your commissioned pumpkin art within 24 hours of carving it.
And then someone will smash it, but oh well.