2:00pm: Arrive at Nobu Hotel inside Caesars Palace. Meet your private concierge. Bypass the front desk and go straight to your room. Relish life’s small victories.
2:30pm: Time for high tea. With in-room tea service and something from the minibar. Say, sake and Pocky sticks.
3:15pm: High tea’s pretty relaxing. But even more relaxing: massages/sitting under waterfalls at Qua.
5:30pm: Allot at least an hour for showering. Just trust us on this one. Yours involves teak. And stone. And something called “umi tiles.” It’s like your own Japanese bathhouse.
8:30pm: For dinner, maybe something off the Strip. Just kidding. Grab a seat at a teppanyaki table. Casually note that yes, this is indeed the largest Nobu restaurant in the world.
10:30pm to whenever: Drink, gamble, carouse. You know, Vegas stuff.
3:00am: Recovery mode. This time of night, you run solely on pork. One call, and a panko pork sandwich is coming your way. Make that call.
11:00am: Breakfast in bed. Green-tea waffles with maple syrup, braised short ribs and eggs. Chef Nobu just gets you.