Welcome to SexxPresso, the new Vegas spot devoted to coffee and lingerie, not necessarily in that order.
The place opens at 4am on weekdays, which means when you need a late-night change of scenery from your favored exotic establishment—along with a quick (legal) pick-me-up—you can just saunter down to a tiny diner-looking nook on Las Vegas Boulevard and clear your head with a different kind of beverage...and the same perfect view. The baristas here sport fishnets, push-up bras, lacy boy-shorts and high heels, and after an Americano or two, you'll be alert enough to savor every last detail.
It doesn't hurt that the decor is a perfect Crazy Horse red and the drinks come in sizes A, B and DD—we wouldn't speculate on your preference—along with specials like the "slap-accino" and the "erotic pleasure." (It's a good drink, but we couldn't help but feel let down.) The coffee itself is all gourmet Italian, so it's good enough to replace Starbucks in your morning (or late-night) routine, even without the scenic advantages.
But if you're judging them by their beans, you may want to rethink your priorities.