No, we don’t mean you should grow webbed feet. But you should probably bring along scientists to identify local food sources and private chefs to cook your meals.
On a 10-cabin yacht with a jacuzzi and bar... because we’re not lower-order primates, after all.
Presenting Volcanic Island Hopping Across the Galapagos, a new cruise that’s pretty much exactly what it sounds like, taking reservations now.
If you can’t decide between proving natural selection empirically and making R&B video gold with the remainder of your summer, this trip potentially covers both.
Like Darwin, you’ll have a crew of scientists and a fishing vessel to study the mating patterns of the red-footed booby up close. But unlike Darwin, you’ll be dispatching that vessel from an 83-foot superyacht, observing native fauna from its bartender-manned, hot-tub-equipped observation deck.
But the real highlight: swan-diving off the cratered volcanic wall of Genovesa Island. In the turquoise yonder below, you’ll snorkel with sea lions, and perhaps hitch a ride through the channel with a bottlenose dolphin pod back to shore. Then—and you didn’t hear it from us—a little unsanctioned tortoise-racing might be in order.
Loser gets to be soup.