A Stilt-Walking Mime for Hire
Here’s What: A former Cirque du Soleil performer who’s now available for hire—think
acrobatic mime on stilts.
Here’s Why: Picture him walking around your Bastille Day party. Just walking around being all French, uncomfortably tall and mime-y. It’s not even an option.
Beret Factor: Immeasurable—this guy may have invented France.