But there’s got to be a better way to improve your golf game.
A few days of hang time with the PGA’s secret weapon might do it...
Introducing The Tour Experience at Pelican Hill, a highly scientific four-day golf retreat—and martini session—available now.
Basically, this is a fearsome boot camp so intense that it will rock you to the very core of your... just kidding, it’s four glorious days of stunning fairways, poolside dinners and lots of golf stuff.
It starts, as all basic training should, with a massage. Then you’ll meet your esteemed instructor, Glenn Deck, and Dr. Charles Bareilles—a chiropractic kinesiologist who’s pretty well qualified to analyze your swing, since he’s had 75 clients on the PGA tour. (And you’ve got the spirit of 76.)
You’ll demonstrate your form for them. You’ll deconstruct it on video with them. You’ll get some customized clubs from them. Occasionally, you’ll even dine with them—all the better for them to really get to know you and help you figure out what’s stopping you from attaining your full inner Nicklaus.
Or just your full inner Happy Gilmore.