Yep, Dancing with the Stars is back for another season.
Also: March Madness is in full swing.
You need a new watch spot. Directly in front of the Triple A, let’s say.
Prepare to meet the sports equivalent of a NASA control room: Hoops Sports Bar & Grill, now open in Downtown.
To help you appreciate the technology fueling your bracket tracking, some stats: 184 plasma TVs (several that clock in at a respectable 150 inches). Forty-two beers on draft (including Kona Longboard Island Lager and Brooklyn Lager). And then more plasmas gracing every single commode in the establishment. (Which reminds us: this place also serves 128-ounce towers of beer.)
It all starts on the ground floor of the 900 Biscayne building, where you’ll first lay eyes on the breezy outdoor patio overlooking the bay. Inside: a multitiered dining room with dark wood floors, marble-topped bars and a glass-enclosed room guarding the kegs from the elements (e.g., Bulls fans).
You’ll come here for a pre-Heat-game pint and fill up on dive-bar delicacies like bourbon-peppercorn burgers and nachos—all served by a bartender in a special-issue referee corset.
Dick Bavetta could use some definition around the waist.