Hiring a Guy to Sharpen Your Pencil
Essential: A pencil for filling out your bracket.
More Essential: Artisanal pencil sharpening. Fact: you can’t fill out a successful bracket without first having a guy hand-sharpen your pencil to a fine and semi-deadly point before sending it back with the original shavings and an official “Certificate of Sharpening.” Guaranteed victory right there. Guaranteed.