The poolside bungalow into Batali-helmed restaurant back into poolside bungalow thing: rote.
Skydiving with Elvis impersonators: less rote. But that doesn’t mean it’s a good idea.
If only you had access to a seasoned pro trained in the art of intrigue...
Unveiling the Kiki de Montparnasse Romance Concierge, a bespoke service that sets you up with everything you’d want for an intimate night in the city of sin, taking appointments now.
It’s sort of like having a lingerie butler, if Jeeves also gave classes on the timeless art of seduction. You’ll start in the Kiki de Montparnasse boutique at Crystals, where you and the object of your attention will sip champagne while taking over the velvet-draped Lovers Lounge.
She’ll get to try on luxe underthings and you—well, maybe you’ll get veto power. Pick up some accoutrements (think feather ticklers), pause at the jewelry bar (for 24-karat gold handcuffs), take some photos in the erotic portrait studio (wearing silk blindfolds) and you’re all set.
When you want to take it to the next level, your concierge—who also happens to be a Kiki Specialist—will prep your hotel suite with your purchases while you’re out to, say, dinner at Le Cirque, and ready your aphrodisiac tasting for dessert.
That tickler’s got to be put to use at some point.