Ah, the win-win situation. Can’t beat it. And a little Buckhead lingerie shop would like to reinforce that fact by hosting a girls’ night lingerie party. She and her friends will basically have their run of the place, complete with food, open bar... and your full blessing to bring home the evidence.
Gifting Through It
The UD Atlanta Valentine’s Day Gift Guide
Congratulations. You’re officially six days and one greeting-card holiday away from total freedom and peace on earth. But alas, the long road to post–Valentine’s Day euphoria must first be paved. Herewith, a few supplies to get you started.
Lingerie and a vodka-charged Valentine: check. But you’ll need some follow-up. A Kama Sutra kit sounds about right. Expect a glorious game-time mélange of massage oils, “sensual lubricants” and, of course, honeysuckle dust with a feather applicator. Okay, so maybe this one was for you.
Of course, it’s not all about lingerie and Kama Sutra. Actually, it is. But feel free to smoke screen that fact with a mason jar of candy hearts (like the ones you gave little Suzie in third grade, but sans pre-written cheese) that you can customize using an edible food-coloring pen. At least it’s original cheese.
Morse code. Universal language of distress, wartime communication and... necklaces. It was only a matter of time. Yes, each necklace contains a customizable, discreet message that only the two of you will know the true meaning of. Because a necklace that says “I’ll always remember the lagoon” is just awkward.
Okay, enough of that. Time to get back to what really matters. We’re talking, of course, about creating beautiful art. And if it happens to involve the two of you rolling around on the bed/canvas while covered head to toe in paint, so be it. We have a feeling this may be an abstract piece.