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The Rejection List

The Things We Left Behind in 2010

We get a lot of story ideas thrown our way here at UD. Sometimes: pure brilliance. As for the other 99% of the time... well, let’s just say we politely thank them for trying out and encourage them to come back next season. Well, maybe not all of them...

Airport Scanner Pasties

Airport Scanner Pasties

You and modesty rarely cross paths, but the next time you go through one of those 3D body scanners at the airport, you can rest easy knowing that your nether regions will be closely guarded. By pasties. Now available in regular and Fourth Amendment. And embarrassing.

Lazy Sunday Sweatpants

Lazy Sunday Sweatpants

If you’ve seen one pair, you’ve seen them all. We’re talking, naturally, about tablecloth sweatpants. But we thought you might be particularly interested in this little number. Partly because of its intricate checkered design and realistic fork and knife configuration. But mostly because it’s still a pair of sweatpants with a detachable Velcro placemat built in.

The Snazzy Napper

The Snazzy Napper

You always want to look your best. And clearly, napping is no exception. So the good folks at Snazzy Napper figured you could use a snazzy... face blanket. Oh, and it also comes with adjustable head straps and an all-too-important nose hole. Nothing says snazz like a nose hole.

Foot Thongs

Foot Thongs

This one goes in the “things you wish you could un-know about” file. You’re not one to (ever) complain about the presence of a thong. But hey, there’s a time and a place for everything. That place is not her feet. That time is never.

Carlashes

Carlashes

You and your car have an understanding. You pamper it. Provide for it. But at some point you have to draw the line. Well, actually, no. No you don’t. Case in point: Carlashes. Because your car is only as good as the volume of its eyelashes. Next up: car little black dresses.

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