Bigger is always better.
Just ask Shaq, Dolly Parton or a certain legend by the name of Mr. Smalls.
And if history has taught us anything, it’s that nowhere is this axiom more true than in the realm of hamburgers.
And here, on this dreary, rainy day, we’re pleased to bring you word that history has once again demonstrated that what’s true for Dolly Parton is true for everyone.
Today, we bring you burgers, and today, we bring you... huge.
It comes in the form of a massive Midtown burger palace called Bill’s Bar & Burger.
You know this name, precisely because it’s the same Bill’s that’s been steadying you to greet the sunrise on many a Gansevoort Street night. Only much, much larger.
There are very clear uses for this beef patty paradise: like finally inviting the entire cast and crew of SNL out for lunch in the neighborhood. Or maybe you just need a spot to bring 400 of your most valued employees out for a night of trust building. (The burgers help.)
The standout menu items: the English-muffined Fat Cat (caramelized onions and cheese), the Bobcat (guac and green chili) and new bar snacks like the oyster-laden Rockefeller Salad. Also, two gigantic bars housing 80 varieties of draft and bottle, including the Triple B, made for this new Bill’s by the brewers at Sixpoint.
Tina Fey is going to be all over this one.