Now, the mighty Latin culture is about to take on its toughest challenge yet. Your polo shirt...
Introducing Etiqueta Negra, a new store in the Aventura Mall and your answer to the question, “How do I dress like a polo-playing, motorcycle-riding, bonita-chica-dating Argentinean?” now open.
Imagine for a second if someone had kidnapped Ralph Lauren when he was a baby, flown him to Buenos Aires and then 35 years later given him the necessary funds to open his own clothing store. That store would be this store, plus or minus a button-down.
Stepping in, you’ll notice a vintage motorcycle in the center of everything, and glossy riding boots and polished horse saddles all around. (The owner is a former Argentinean polo player who collects vintage cars. He was also, we’re assuming, a finalist for the Most Interesting Man in the World.)
For your sexiness enhancement, there are thin tees made from Peruvian cotton, slim-fitting polos in colors like pale yellow and dusty blue, and thin cashmere V-necks.
And in case you’re really ready to step up and be an hombre, the store has a bunch of toffee-colored suede motorcycle jackets.
Note: resist the temptation to ride out on the motorcycle.