So weird. We were just thinking the same thing.
But that’s mostly due to the forthcoming existence of Hammer & Nails, a new men’s grooming depot with no shortage of personal flat-screens and quaffable diversions, opening Thursday at Midtown Miami. Check it out.
This place comes by way of LA. You’ll enter and immediately notice art in the form of framed hammers on the walls, plus a few random auto signs, industrial lamps and a punching bag. Never trust the well-being of your visage to punching bag-less people.
Grab a seat at one of the Bison-leather chairs. Put on your headphones. Channel surf with your own remote and find something to watch on your personal flat-screen.
Once all feels right with the world, it’s time for your Hops and Cedar Experience to begin. If the manicure and pedicure with extra stout beer, essential oils and an oatmeal-stout scrub leaves you craving a beer of your own, have one. Or better yet, place a casual order for a cocktail from neighboring bar Bitter Truth and it will be fetched for you.
Sip on that while you head over to a leather barber chair for a trim. All the while, the TVs built into the mirrors will let you keep tabs on the score.
Oh look, you’re in there, too.