So we figured you wouldn't mind hearing about a place that appreciates the finer points of a perfectly cut rib eye... as well as the glory of black lights, mirrored rooms and women named Peaches.
Say hello to New York Strip, South Florida's first and only upscale steakhouse housed in a gentlemen's club, opening in a few short hours in Fort Lauderdale.
No need to get excited: this is just your average white-tablecloth, high-class meat parlor situated in the heart of a bustling and well-equipped strip joint.
Entering the cavernous space, the first thing you'll notice is the elevated catwalk in the middle of the flat-screen-filled room, where there's always a consistent flow of two or three talented females (who don't go any further than topless—so it's tasteful).
You'll want to come here when you've finished your last client meeting for the day—or you have a very special client coming in—and you need to unwind in a leather banquette with a Brazilian bombshell naked from the waist up, a nice cigar, a glass of scotch and a 22-Ounce Prime Strip Steak and some Prosciutto-Wrapped Asparagus.
There's even a complimentary business center in case you need to send a few faxes.
No, that's not a euphemism.