Especially when it comes to sleek cocktail lounges brimming with leggy Brazilians.
Which brings us to Mokai Lounge, the once-shuttered South Beach club, now relaunching with a model- and hipster-filled Wednesday night party tomorrow night.
Like so many proud Miamians before it, Mokai underwent a bit of a face-lift during its five-month hiatus. Under the new stewardship of nightlife gurus Opium Group (SET, Mansion and Louis), the space has been souped up with red leather couches, intricate wood latticework and a bar framed in flickering flames.
Most importantly, the club's formerly impossible-to-reach bar and impassable pathways have been replaced by spacious passages, allowing you easier access to your various areas of expertise (bars, dance floor, danceable tabletops).
And because everyone needs a little help getting over the hump, Wednesday nights will be known as Pyramid Club, a huge party by nightlife provocateurs The Overthrow, who you know for their work packing mega-club LIV with the right mix of socialites, playboys and models. Expect a similar mix here, with a few more Ottoman Empire-style fez hats.
You've always looked great in red felt.